Because they lactose.
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Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
They can't croco-dial the phones.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Captain Crunch
Apple Jacks
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
They lack the element of supplies
Because they lacked porpoises.
A painting only need one nail to hang
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
Because it was all on the house
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
