Because they lactose.
Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because they lack toes
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
He played a flat baroque piece!
On April Ghoul's Day
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Toes go in first!
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Bakin'!
To keep the pig in one piece.
Because they only wanted a little drama.
Cantelope.
