Because they lactose.
Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
A leperd
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Because they lack toes
Milk and Bookies.
With a Cowculator!!
Shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
He just started fiddling with it.
It is usually still in the case.
Morning Ham
When it's oink-ognito.
All white, all white, all white.
With Monet
Chris P.
Wind O's
