Because they lactose.
Cause they lactose.
He paints his hooves red.
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because he's a horse racist.
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
Twister
Cause they're dead!
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
A crashing bore.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Easel-y.
Green paint.
Because he thought it wood look better!
A Brick.
Because theyre pi rates.
Because he kept locking up.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
It lacks gravity.