How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God