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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.