How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.