How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.