A brick.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
Sink-o de Mayo
Bricks get laid.
Because he thought it wood look better!
A Brick.
Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A brick gets laid!
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Stand it on four bricks!
Brick and Orety
Put a brick under each hoof!
The brick will eventually get laid.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
None, just upgrade to windows
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Miracle whip.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
They only had 2 cars.
The second letter.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Wanna go ride bikes
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.