A brick.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
Sink-o de Mayo
Bricks get laid.
Because he thought it wood look better!
The bricks will get laid.
A Brick.
Bricks can get laid.
Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A brick gets laid!
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen
Stand it on four bricks!
Brick and Orety
Put a brick under each hoof!
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
We both get laid by hand.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
The brick will eventually get laid.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Uh, like, can you knot?
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
Because they're practicing to be men.
The Millenial Falcon.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Throw in your washing.
Cantelope.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Two, two... One, two.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Miracle whip
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
No seriously, im getting lonely.
