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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!