Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!