Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.