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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.