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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!