Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.