Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger