Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do cat actors say on stage?

Tabby or not tabby!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.