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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Normal Jokes More Normal Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.