What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.