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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.