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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup