What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.