What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.