What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Edam...

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The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.