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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.