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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta