What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta