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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single