How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.