How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single