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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.