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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.