How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

5 Dollar Jokes More 5 Dollar Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single