How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

Cushion Jokes More Cushion Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill?

Atleast I'm not single

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.