I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
New gloves for the cold days
Because it was grounded.
Mortgage freeman.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
She hated being microbe-managed.
They jacket
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Baby, You're a Firework
They do Yoda.
Nah. I'ma stay.
Patty O'Furniture
Chase it round the garden
RickRosstrich.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
