I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
You meet new people every day.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Phantom panes.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
He replied......It's hard
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
He was just chasing tail.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
