I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
It's in the tank.
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
Because he was Snowden.
The outside
Because he was in the coo klux klan
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
There goes my gyroooo
First we steal two Eggs
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Baby, You're a Firework
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
He Was Snowed In(Snowden))
We're raising mashed potatoes.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
RickRosstrich.
