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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.