Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.