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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.