Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels