Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.