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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.