Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel