Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran