Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.