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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.