Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo