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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.