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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.