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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo