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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov