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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!