What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery?

Namaste

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.