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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit