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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.