What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit