What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun