What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.