How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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He found a lump on his testicle.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit