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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.