How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!