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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.