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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit