How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit