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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.