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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.