Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.