What kind of cheese do you use to entic...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

Entice Jokes More Entice Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?