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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!