What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!