What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.