What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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He uses a Luigi board.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

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A gristly bear.

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Be born in China.

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Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cottage cheese.

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Starbucks

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A 2na

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!