Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico