Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.