Alabama Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

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