They've only gotta invite one family
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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Virgin
You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because it has four A's and one B.
Because the whole state is inbred
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
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Drool
Interracial
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Everyone has the same DNA.
They were both fingered by their brother.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
So they can park in handicap spots.
Squirming-ham
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Flattered.
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
Because you ran: It's past tents.
Allah-lcohol
Tequila mockingbird
Watermelon juice.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
A nickeless cage.
A cab.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
THE RETAIL STORE!
