They've only gotta invite one family
You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because it has four A's and one B.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
Drool
Interracial
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
Squirming-ham
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
A humpty-dumpty!
A condom
At night, because two feet are added to it.
Joint Family.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
A hotdog
Because they pump-kin
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
Working at a winery.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
