You don't live in Mississippi.
Because it has four A's and one B.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
Drool
One Mississippi.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
Squirming-ham
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
The Fig Newton.
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Too much work.
Myrrhder
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Because it was FeO
They get chapped lips
Working at a winery.
