You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Because it has four A's and one B.
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
Drool
Interracial
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
Squirming-ham
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Brigham Young
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
I don't know, I just fly drones.
Because she died a virgin!
By using a bottle opener
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Chickpea
Because he's a real dawg.