What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Attire.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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You can sense his presents.

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No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Show and smell!

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.