What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.