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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.