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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.