Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!