Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.