Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade