Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-