Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there! Chip! Chip who?

Chip of Fools!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.