Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole