Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.