They bee hive
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
Popularity.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Beef stroganoff
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Make him wear shoes.
French press. (Too soon?)
A white cross emblazoned on a white background!
Doesn't matter, still born.
One bear
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Ein stein.
Spell check!
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
