G'night mate
They bee hive
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
A construction site
A receding hareline
Lil Wayne-ker
Cremate
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
You don't talk about fight club.
You remind me of someone
The punch lines.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Big holes all over Australia!
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
She's throne.
Because he was misbeehiving
