G'night mate
They bee hive
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Stone Cold Steve Irwin
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
He was expecting showers.
Because with them it always works out.
This guy!!!
A Biceptual
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
Timing
A table can support itself
Claude
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
