They bee hive
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
A tiger moth!
An artist.
Mean.
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
All rice, all rice, all rice
Pilaf.
They only had one pickup
Duck.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
He was tired of coffin.
As fast as it can bear.
A cub reporter.
