They bee hive
They have a chip on both shoulders.
Prison food
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Purrth.
Aussie Aus-born.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Rise up lights
Check, mate!
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry
Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee
Bidet, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
They'll tell you.
They keep saying check, mate.
Gold
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Good eye!
Stockholm Syndrome.
Boo-meringue
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A broomerang!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
Czechmate
Double check, mate
They've a chip on both shoulders
Cake.
It's stalemate
A glutamate.
Oz Moses.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Check, mate.
1961
Because he had Somalia.
He was tired of coffin.
Hmm No risk do both.
I want to know her secret
He forgot his safe word.
Beef stroganoff
Uncle Ben's
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
Linoleum Blownapart
Danke Memes
Gluten Tag
Winnie the Pooh!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
