How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...