Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because he wanted to get more definition.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
A mar tiny.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
The stand-up chameleon.
