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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful