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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!