How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao