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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.