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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.