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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars