What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars