What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars