What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars