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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.