What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.