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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.