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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.