How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.