How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!