Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!