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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.