Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"