Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!