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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%