What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%