What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%