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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.