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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.