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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.