What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.