What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.