What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.