A huge mess.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
They literally can't even.
They both multiply a lot.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
