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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.