What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.