Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Cold and calculating.

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling