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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.