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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.