Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.