Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Cold and calculating.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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The Sithsonian.

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.