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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Cold and calculating.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut