Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.