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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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A Sith.

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Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.