Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.