Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Sith Deal Jokes More Sith Deal Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars