Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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