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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Tiny Beach Jokes More Tiny Beach Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.