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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.