What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.