A Microwave.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Microwaves!
You get a VHS tape.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
SEVEN.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Cook them in the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
Because it has microwaves
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because they're too small.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Microwaves.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
All he could handle was the microwave
Tuna half minutes.
Take them out their wheelchair.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
To the microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Microwave
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A microwave.
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode.
A baby in the microwave
It's Bill Withers.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Snow whites cherry.
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Because he's snowed-in
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Ptui
Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!
