A Microwave.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Microwaves!
You get a VHS tape.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
SEVEN.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Cook them in the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
Because it has microwaves
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because they're too small.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Microwaves.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
All he could handle was the microwave
Tuna half minutes.
Take them out their wheelchair.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
To the microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Microwave
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A microwave.
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode.
A baby in the microwave
It's Bill Withers.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
A road
Rub it rub it rub it.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
The Cinemon.
The Dallas Cowboys
Not a ton
Your head hits the ceiling!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
The ground!
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Need Another Seven Astronauts
A 6-pack and a potato.
A buck an ear!
They're both staples.
