A Microwave.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Microwaves!
You get a VHS tape.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
Because it has microwaves
Because they're too small.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Microwaves.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
All he could handle was the microwave
Tuna half minutes.
To the microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Microwave
A microwave.
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode.
It's Bill Withers.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Ptui
A meowntain
She didn't want to litter
Beef stroganoff
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
If it's bill withers!
Time
One leg's both the same.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
The wheelchair
Because seven "ate" nine.
Because seven times seven was odd
