A Microwave.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Microwaves!
You get a VHS tape.
SEVEN.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
Cook them in the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
Because it has microwaves
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because they're too small.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Microwaves.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
All he could handle was the microwave
Tuna half minutes.
To the microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Microwave
A microwave.
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode.
It's Bill Withers.
Because he was dead.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
You stop feeding it.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Goat Stimulator
SUNY
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Jock itch.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Goodandtight
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
