A Microwave.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Microwaves!
You get a VHS tape.
SEVEN.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
Cook them in the microwave
She puts in in the microwave.
Because it has microwaves
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because they're too small.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
Microwaves.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
All he could handle was the microwave
Tuna half minutes.
To the microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Microwave
A microwave.
On a microwave.
Because they eggsplode.
It's Bill Withers.
Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.
I am Root.
The kernel was looking for him.
The bear maximum
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
A keBob!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
In Jeff Pesos.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Because he's a two timer.
You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
