April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda...

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese