What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!