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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese