What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.