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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.