Piece Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Piece Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

What did the cake say to the knife?

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

What's so lame about a duck President?

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

I Love Pizza & You

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

How have you done that?

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

Which actor is resting in pieces?

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

What is the most common use for pig skins?

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

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