Because it was stationary.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Heh, disguised toast.
A pearrot
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Rest in pieces.
A parroty error
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
He played many more pieces.
The underlay! underlay!
It was stuck to the chicken.
Cannelonely!
They both like a tight seal.
Miracle whip.
Piece of cake
Misoyaki!
He can only stick to himself.
Chicken Caesar salad.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Thanks I'll just have a sliver!
A map.
He was the skipper!
A Reputable.
You want a piece of me!
They're both pieces of China.
In pieces of eight.
Short John Silver!
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
Carbon dating.
An algorithm.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
A pillow fight
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
Alan RIPman
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
A Daeshboard
Its going to be all rye.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Depends on the size of the pieces.
It's a piece of cake.
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Crusty
Because it was ripped.
To keep the pig in one piece.
Gingerbread
Chicken caesar salad.
Ruff!
A chicken ceaser salad.
A paddy melt!!
It's too common
Japanese
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Everybody gets a piece.
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Never mind...it's tearable
They will give you a piece of your mind.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
A book has papers.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird
Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The appendix.
Everywhere.
SCAR-L
Your parents would know!
He became a Muslim.
A police dog in disguise.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He whale-d
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
Pick a cod, any cod!