How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!