How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.