How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.