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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.