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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you