I don't care. You pick
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Who wants to know?
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because no one would care that he died.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
On OkilyDokilyCupid
Because women are right.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up