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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!