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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU