What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.