What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU