A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
There are poodles everywhere!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Hare in your milk!
A dictator.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Big holes all over Australia!