What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.