What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.