What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')