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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.