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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.