What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!