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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')