What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.