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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.