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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.