How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)