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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena