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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.