What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!