What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.