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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.