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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother