What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother