What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.