What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother