Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Gerrymandarin.
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Americas already got two running for president.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Cuz he's Biden his time.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
West wing
Weekend at Bernie's.
Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In
In his Baracks
Grant.
Deputin
Abraham Lincoln.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
So there won't be a World War III.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Vladimir Poopin
It takes four years to get an election.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
He pulled some strings.
They all went down on a President.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Ellipsis S. Grant.
Barbers.
Ted Cruz
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
A son Bern
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Enough to make one President.
Who are you
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
He didn't want to play second fidel
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Nothing
The second one!
Because it's easier than running from the law.
It's elected President.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A presidestrian
Pardon me.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Yes he was.
BarkOak Palma
H. Ross Parrot
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Because he couldn't find a date.
Nothing bananas can't talk.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Orange is the New Black
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Talk in your sleep.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Her diode starts flashing green.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
To sleep under it
DANKE!
