Lincoln, because he is in a cent.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Gerrymandarin.
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Americas already got two running for president.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Cuz he's Biden his time.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he doesn't do cardio.
West wing
Weekend at Bernie's.
Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In
In his Baracks
Grant.
Deputin
Abraham Lincoln.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
So there won't be a World War III.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Vladimir Poopin
It takes four years to get an election.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
He pulled some strings.
They all went down on a President.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Ellipsis S. Grant.
Barbers.
Ted Cruz
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
A son Bern
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Enough to make one President.
Who are you
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
He didn't want to play second fidel
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Nothing
The second one!
Because it's easier than running from the law.
It's elected President.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A presidestrian
Pardon me.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Yes he was.
BarkOak Palma
H. Ross Parrot
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
The crews got marooned
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
See you next month.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They like to run around in their bear feet.
Nothing you just run away!
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Because they're meteor
Society.
They we're tied!
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry
They stayed away from the mainstream.
