April Sale - 20% Off

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Lincoln Jokes More Lincoln Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci