What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!