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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.