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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip