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What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me