What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA