What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.